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Swimming prohibited




Swimming prohibited


A beautiful woman walked into an orchard and found a lovely pool in it. She decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn't see anyone, and undressed. Just as she was about to dive in, the orchard owner appeared from behind the bush where he was hiding all along and told her that swimming was prohibited.

"You could have told me that before I undressed!" she scolded him.

He replied, "Swimming is prohibited, undressing isn't.
 
 

Added By: palo84 Date added: 05/09/2009
http://www.sportsjokecafe.com/swimming-and-diving-sports-joke-204

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