Sports Team Bullfighting Jokes

Listed below is a collection of sports team bullfighting sports jokes. For a good laugh read some of our sports team bullfighting sport jokes now and send them to your friends.

Matador vs Dinosaur Run for your life, this Triceratops will eat you alive. View Funny Bullfighting Sports Photo

Bull Gymnastics A bull that is in a funny position. View Funny Bullfighting Sports Photo

Bull fight with a turtle Funny photo of a turtle in the bull fight. View Funny Bullfighting Sports Photo

The Fearless Bullfighter After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observed a man dressed in a matador's costume prancing around on the roof. Four of the firemen held a safety-net and urged him to escape from the burning building by jumping into the net. He refused and loudly proclaimed, "I'm Fearless Jose the bullfighter who fears nothing, not even fire." The firemen begged and pleaded but to no avail. Jose kept prancing around while repeating the same phrase over and over until the firemen got really sick and tired of hearing it. Finally, when the flames began to scorch his butt, Jose announced he had changed his mind, was ready to jump and then leaped off the rooftop. As his body hurtled toward the safety-net, the four firemen shouted, "Ole!" and quickly moved it aside. View Funny Bullfighting Sports Joke

Bullfight Buffet A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious. The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?" And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!" View Funny Bullfighting Sports Joke

Number One Sport A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The guide told her, "This is our number one sport." The horrified woman said, "Isn't that revolting?" "No," the guide replied, "that's our number two sport." [Taken from 500 clean jokes and humorous stories by Rusty & Linda Wright] View Funny Bullfighting Sports Joke

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