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Yacht Club Feud
Every Yacht Club event ended the same way, with the Doctor, the Lawyer, and the Engineer in heated argument. This Friday, they were arguing over which had the smarter dog, and having had enough of the ongoing feud, the Commodore stepped in.
“Next Friday, you'll all three bring your dogs here, and we'll put them to the test.”
Friday came, and a space on the floor was cleared for the competition. First to go was the Doctor's dog. A bag of bones was dumped in front of the dog, the whistle blew, the Doctor gave his command, and the dog went to work.
Within a few minutes, the Doctor's dog had reassembled the entire skeleton. The crowd cheered!
Next came the Engineer's dog. The bag of bones dumped, the whistle blew, and within a few minutes the dog had assembled the bones into a scale replica of the Golden Gate bridge.
The crowd was stunned. Surely this was the smartest dog in the world!
Finally came the Lawyer's dog. When the whistle was blown, the dog jumped up, ate all of the bones, screwed the other two dogs, crapped all over the place, and then sent everyone a bill.
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