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Paintballers dog
This new player shows up at the field. While walking out to the first game of the day, a ref notices that the new player has a little dog following him. The ref asks the player if the dog is his, the player answers that it is his dog.
"You can't take that dog on the field." The ref says.
"I have to take him, he's my 'gallery'." the player says, matter- of- factly.
The ref asks the player to explain. The player tells him that every time he eliminates an opposing player, the dog sits up on his haunches and applauds. Dumbfounded, the ref allows the player on the field with the dog.
Well, the ref doesn't believe this story for a minute, so he follows the new player around during the first game. Soon the new player eliminates somebody and lo and behold, the dog sits up on its haunches and applauds!
"What happens when YOU get eliminated," The ref asks, "What does your dog do then?"
"Cartwheels." The player says.
The ref asks, "Cartwheels? How many?"
The player looks at the dog and says, "I dunno, it depends on how hard I kick him."
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