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Brain surgery
This guy had to have a brain transplant, and he told the doctor that money was no object and that he wanted the best brain available.
"Okay," the doctor said, "We have a heart surgeon's brain for ten thousand dollars, a nuclear scientist's brain for one hundred thousand dollars and a professional paintball referree's brain for one million dollars."
The patient was dumbfounded, "Why is the professional paintball referree's brain worth more than surgeon's or scientist's?"
The doctor replied, "The professional paintball referree's brain has never been used."
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