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Funny things to do at a Bowling Alley
* Everytime you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU!!!" continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.
* When ever a strike "X" appears on the screen, start yelling about how this is a Black Panther conspiracy.
* Explain to the Owner how your game has been ruined due to Platetechtonics then loose him in lingo. Demand Compensation.
* Bring Zippo fluid, light the pins on fire.
* Wear Golf Shoes.
* Pray to the pins, leave sacrifices.
* Dress up like an amish man. Give speaches to others against the high technology used in bowling.
* Play bocci with extra lane balls
* Try to juggle the balls, when you drop them, start screaming about Platetechtonics again
* Every ten minutes run the entire length of the building beating your own head and speaking in tounges, then sit down as if nothing happened.
* Bring full angling gear, ask how they're biting.....fish.
* Completely cover your ball in duct tape (sticky side out) then loudly complain about how your hook is off.
* Hide behind the pins. Stick your head up, LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY.
* Use a Curling Weight instead, bring a full team of sweepers.
* Throw refuse down the ball return, tell the owner the trash compactor is busted.
* Make your prescence known by arranging pentagrams out of candles on every lane except yours.
* Root for the other team- Bring Banners.
* Make fun of your team- Bring Lettuce.
* Tell the rival team captain that you just met his "little girl" walk away mumbling "how bad things happen"
* Bring a foghorn, use at crucial moments
* Even if you miss totally--At the top of your lungs scream STEEEEEEEEERIKE
* Bring a small gold idol, demand the other team pray to it.
* Rent all the lanes, don't bowl
* Rent all the shoes, eat them
* Blatenly Underscore yourself, then accuse the other team of cheating
* When an opponent is on his backswing, race up and take his ball, run home.
* If your team is in the finals, throw nothing but gutterballs, blame platetechtonics
* Trip EVERY member of the opposing team, trip your team, trip everyone
* Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
* SuperGlue Police Whistles to the hand-dryers...leave town
* Walk around asking people why they are here, do this the whole night
* Ask to use the house mic. Say you want to make an anoucement, expond on the sins of bowling
* Name your ball something like "KILLER", Openly boast to everyone how great you are, bowl terribly. Do this all night
* Sit in your lane and heckle others with a BullHorn.
* Bring a dartgun...Be inventive.
*Wrestle with your ball. (WWF Style) Ask someone to ref.
*Run around sprinkling "MAGIC FAIRY DUST" on everyone's balls. Tar works nice.
* Sponsor a Really Big Open Bowl Night, Dont even have a Entrance fee. Advertise it using Every Mass Media known to man, make the 3rd Prize: $10,000 and a Porshce 2nd Prize: $5,000 and a trip to Europe 1st Prize: A coffee mug Then sit back a watch the fights..... leave or Cancel the whole thing.
* Hand out Pamphlets on Patetechtonics.
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