TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE HAVING A BAD GAME :

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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE HAVING A BAD GAME : 10. They start pebbling the ice in the fourth end. 9. Your skip keeps saying, "Nice try!" 8. Your opposition starts hanging its score on the next sheet. 7. While you're in the washroom, your team-mates sneak away to the bar. 6. The Ice-maker starts heckling you. 5. It's only the third end and already you owe your team-mates six drinks. 4. Your opposition is lying four and your skip wants you to throw your rock through the house. 3. You throw out your knee in the first end and your team-mates don't even notice. 2. Your sweepers burst into laughter when you release your rock. 1. You score an eight-ender in the second end and you have to throw your last rock to win 9-8.

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