Top Reasons Why Curling Is Better Than Sex

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Top Reasons Why Curling Is Better Than Sex In curling, you don't have to fake it when you're not having a good time. In curling, when it gets out of hand, you can quit. It's OK to curl on national TV in front of millions of people. In curling, you can score up to 10 times in one night. A really good curling game lasts two and a half hours. In curling, size, looks and age are all irrelevant. In curling, you don't regret a mistake nine months later. When you're finished curling, someone else has to clean the sheets. In curling, you're expected to yell, "hurry, hurry, hard all the way!" In curling, there are four positions to know, but you only have to be good at one of them.

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