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Golf in Heaven? Category: Golf Jokes Golf in Heaven? A keen golfer was talking to his vicar one Sunday. "Tell me vicar, do you suppose there's a golf course in Heaven?-I would very much like to think so. "I'm really not sure" said the vicar.."I'll tell you what - next time I talk to God I'll ask Him" The following Sunday again saw the keen golfer talking to the vicar. "Well" he asked. "did you get any answer?" "Yeees" said the vicar slowly.."I have good news and bad news. The good news is that there is a golf course in Heaven" "And the bad news?" "You're booked in for a round tomorrow afternoon!" Added By: comperbee Date added: 28/04/2010 http://www.sportsjokecafe.com/golf-sports-joke-1129 Rate This Sports Joke - 0 votes Share this Sports Joke Return To Previous Page Comments( 0 ) -- Please leave a comment -- Only available to registered users.
Golf in Heaven? A keen golfer was talking to his vicar one Sunday. "Tell me vicar, do you suppose there's a golf course in Heaven?-I would very much like to think so. "I'm really not sure" said the vicar.."I'll tell you what - next time I talk to God I'll ask Him" The following Sunday again saw the keen golfer talking to the vicar. "Well" he asked. "did you get any answer?" "Yeees" said the vicar slowly.."I have good news and bad news. The good news is that there is a golf course in Heaven" "And the bad news?" "You're booked in for a round tomorrow afternoon!"
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