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Fencing Coaches Choices




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Fencing Coaches Choices


I once asked a great coach how he decided which weapon a student should fence. He replied, "On the first day, I tell him 'keep me from hitting you with my straight arm' and I extend my arm at them." He then explained what the three types of students do. The first takes a step back out of range of the coach's hand, he shall be a sabreur. The second slaps the coach's hand out of the way before the coach can hit him, he shall be an epee fencer. The third lets the coach hit him and immediately turns to any bystanders and insists that the coach's arm was bent. He shall be a foilist.

 
 

Added By: palo84 Date added: 14/12/2009
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