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Injured Airsoft Player
An emergency room doctor examined an injured airsoft player.
"Son," began the doctor, "I'm afraid this is serious."
"Wait, doctor," said the airsoft player, propping himself up on his hospital bed. "First, you have to tell me. Is my gun okay?"
The doctor shook his head. "You airsoft players are all the same. All you care about is your equipment. Forget about your gun for a minute. You have severe lacerations to your hip and waist."
"Oh, no," said the airsoft player. "My grenades!"
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