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Michael was watching the derby game between Manchester United and Liverpool; Old Trafford was packed and there was only one empty seat - next to Michael.

'Who does that seat belong to?' asked the person in the next seat.
'My wife usually sits there.' Michael replied

'But why isn't she here?' the neighbour persisted
'She died.' Said Michael in a matter-of-fact tone.

'So why didn't you give the ticket to one of your mates?'
'They've all gone to the funeral.' Said Michael.

 
 

Added By: knightuk Date added: 16/11/2009
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