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Red Cross




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Red Cross


Joey decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing toward him.Fortunately, Joey was able to jump into a cave just before the avalanche hit. Just as fortunately, he had matches with him and was able to light a fire.Hours later, when everyone but Joey had returned, a rescue team was sent to search for him. After several hours they saw smoke curling from the cave and went to investigate.Poking his head into the entrance, one of the rescuers yelled, "Mr. Joey, are you there? It's the Red Cross."Bristling, the harried Joey called back, "Get lost. I gave at the office!"

 
 

Added By: wimduc Date added: 11/08/2009
http://www.sportsjokecafe.com/skiing-sports-joke-108

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