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Short Fishing Jokes

Listed below is a collection of short fishing sports jokes. For a good laugh read some of our short fishing sport jokes now and send them to your friends.

  Fish in a tank
There were two fish in a tank. One of them said to the other: "How do you drive this thing?"
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Cat Catching
Funny picture of a cat on a fishing line.
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  Fishing or church
One recent Sunday, a young boy arrived to his Sunday school class late. His teacher knew that the boy was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong. The boy replied no, that he was going to go fishing, but that his dad told him that he needed to go to church instead. The teacher was very impressed and asked the boy if his father had explained to him why it was more important to go to church rather than to go fishing. To which the boy replied, "Yes, ma'am, he did. My dad said that he didn't have enough bait for both of us."
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  Sleeping Fish
Q. Where do fish sleep? A. In a river bed
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  Expensive Fish
Two guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing they don't catch a thing. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men finally catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?" "Wow!" says the othe guy "It's a good job we didn't catch any more!"
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  Tuna Fish
Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A. You can't tuna fish.
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