Jokes About Ice Hockey

Listed below is a collection of jokes about Ice Hockey. For a good laugh read some of our hilarious sport jokes now and send them to your friends.

Little boy want to live with the toronto maple leaf A 6 year old Boy that is living with his Grandparents. He was told that he can go and live with one of his parent but can't stay with his Grandparent because they are very sick and will die soon. His parents at court fighting for the kid but the judge wants to know which parent the kid want to live with. One day when the boy is at his Grandparents house a Chidlren Aid Worker comes to talk to him. The Children Aid Worker says to the kid "Do you want to live with your mom??" The boy looks and says "I don't want to go and live with my mom because she beats me" the Children Aid Worker says "Then do you want to live with your dad????????" The Boy looks at the Children Aid Worker and says "No i do not want to live with my dad becasue he beats me too" The Children Aid Worker said to the Boy "Then who do you want to live with" The boy looks at the Children Aid Worker and says "I want to leave with the Toronto Maple Leafs" The Chidren Aid Worker Say " Why do you want to live with the Toronto Maple Leafs??????" The Boy looks at the Children Aid Worker and says " Because they never beat anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" View Funny Ice Hockey Sports Joke

Scared Referee Funny photo of a scared ice hockey referee. View Funny Ice Hockey Sports Photo

Hockey Bear A funny photo of a bear playing ice hockey. View Funny Ice Hockey Sports Photo

Hockey Monkey A monkey playing hockey. View Funny Ice Hockey Sports Photo

Hockey Idiot hockey referee with sign above his head. View Funny Ice Hockey Sports Photo

Hockey Sweater Hockey Sweater that get slept in by a guys wife. View Funny Ice Hockey Sports Photo

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