Jokes About Canoe-Kayak Racing

Listed below is a collection of jokes about Canoe-Kayak Racing. For a good laugh read some of our hilarious sport jokes now and send them to your friends.

Over the edge Funny photo of a canoe going over a cliff. View Funny Canoe-Kayak Racing Sports Photo

Sinking Canoe Funny photo of a bunch of guys in a sinking canoe. View Funny Canoe-Kayak Racing Sports Photo

Giant Pumpkin Kayaking In Tualatin, Oregon , locally grown pumpkins are hollowed out and used as vessels in a race around the lake. View Funny Canoe-Kayak Racing Sports Photo

Kayak Fail Two guys about to go under water on their Kayak. View Funny Canoe-Kayak Racing Sports Photo

Keeping an eye. "I thought I told you to keep an eye on your cousin," the mother impatiently barked. "Where is he?" "Well," her son replied thoughtfully, "if he knows as much about canoeing as he thinks he does, he's out canoeing. If he knows as little as I think he does, he's out swimming." View Funny Canoe-Kayak Racing Sports Joke

Eskimos Hunting Two eskimos were paddling their canoe between the ice floes while hunting for food. It was perishingly cold so the one in the back of the canoe made a small fire to keep them warm. Unfortunately it quickly burnt through the bottom of the canoe and it sank. Luckily they managed to swim back to land. One said to the other "well that shows you can't have your kayak and heat it". View Funny Canoe-Kayak Racing Sports Joke

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