Hunting Jokes

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Three Guys Huntin' Three buddies are out hunting when one of them get’s a deer, the second hunter meets up with him and they proceeded to field dress it. They spotted the other hunter sitting over a log taking a crap. Quietly they crept up and placed some of the gut pile just behind him. Once back at camp they became worried when their friend had not returned, they back tracked to the place they had last seen him and were in disbelief that he was still sitting over the same log. Only this time he saw the two friends and hollered out to them “Come Here Quick” Why you still sittin over that log they asked. Well said the poor soul “You ever Shit your guts Out” Well I just did and I’m haven a heck of a time getting them all back in View Full Joke

Countryside Tracks As two NBA basketball referees walked through the countryside, they noticed some tracks. First said, 'Deer tracks?' Second said 'No, bear tracks.' However, the conversation ended abruptly when a train hit them. View Full Joke

The hunters being hunted Funny photo of two hunters, with a bear in the background. View Full Funny Sports Photo

Bear Hunt Funny photo of a hunter who just captured a bear. View Full Funny Sports Photo

Deer Camp Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Gary's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Gary's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to camp only to find Gary sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire. "Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want." So, Here I am View Full Joke

Hunter Following Tracks There were three hunters. One day, a hunter comes back and says I got a rabbit. The others asked how he got it. The hunter says, "I followed tracks, followed tracks, followed tracks, and I got this rabbit." The next day, another hunter comes back with a deer. The others asked how he got it. The hunter says, "I followed tracks, followed tracks, followed tracks, and I got this deer." The following day, the third hunter goes out. The other hunters get a call so they go to the hospital. The hunter is in a full body cast and the hunters asked what happened. The hunter says, "I followed tracks, followed tracks, followed tracks, and I got hit by a train." View Full Joke

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