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Funny Skydiving Jokes


Listed below is a collection of Funny Skydiving Sports Jokes, Jokes about Skydiving. SportsJokeCafe.com has a large funny joke collection sorted by sport category


  Golf vs. Skydiving
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? Bad Golfer: "Whack!" "Damn!" Bad Skydiver: "Damn!!" "Whack!!"
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  Skydiving From A Plane
A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane. The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them. The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped. The pope told the brunette to take the last one. The brunette said, "There are still 2 parachutes left! The blonde took my backpack...!"
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  Blind Skydiver
Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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  Belfast Skydiving
Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer. "What happened?" asked the farmer.Liam replied, "My parachute failed to open." "Well," said the farmer, "if you had of asked the locals before you jumped, they would have told you nothing opens here on a Sunday."
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  Blonde Skydiving
Q. How do you keep a blond from whistling while she is skydiving? A. Make sure she wears underwear.
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  If You Don't Succeed
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
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