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Drunk Walking

A drunk leaves the bar to go home. He has to walk through the cemetery on his way home. He's walking along and falls into an open grave.

"Help, Help! Get me out of here!" he screams.

A drunk friend of his is walking home and he too has to pass through the cemetary. As he is walking along, he hears,

"Help, Help! Get me out of here!"

"Who said that?" says the 2nd drunk, looking around. "Who said that?"

The 1st drunk says, "Help, Help, Get me out of here. I'm freezing to death!"

The 2nd drunk looks down and says, "Well, No wonder. They forgot to cover you up."

Added By: wimduc	Date added: 15/12/2010
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