Golf Jokes

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Pick it twice
What does a golfer get from his nose on the course? A Double Bogey ...
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Golfers Nose
What does a golfer always get from his nose? A Bogey ...
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What other bird would you find on a golf course? An Eagle ...
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Golf Course Bird
What bird would you find on a golf course? An Albertrot ...
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Hole In One
What did the golfer say when he got a hole in one? And it's a hole. ...
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Having A Baby
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class ...
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Golf is a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting ...
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Gof Pants
Q. Why did the golfer wear tho pairs of pants? A. In case he got a h ...
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Perfect Shot
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, ...
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Good golfer?
A golfer set up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit ...
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The considerate and respectful golfer
2 golfers Fred and Jim are lining up their putts. Just then a fune ...
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Persistent Physical Therapist
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ...
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Superstitious Golfer
There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees a ...
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Golfers
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a part ...
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Choose the Right Club
One lovely morning, Ben and Thomas were out golfing. Ben slices his ba ...
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Funeral Procession
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course ...
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl sai ...
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The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A: When a ...
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LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first du ...
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Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. "You know," sa ...
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Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze ...
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