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What do masturbation and Billiards have in common?


Q: What do Billiards and masturbation have in common?

A: it's all about the stroke!

Luis Suarez


What's Luis Suarez favorite food?

Ears


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Funny Football Jokes


Listed below is a collection of Funny Football Sports Jokes, Jokes about Football. SportsJokeCafe.com has a large funny joke collection sorted by sport category


  Why can't cars play football?
Because they only have one boot!
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  Food
What is a football player's favourite food? Crisps!
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  The Ash Cloud
The government have been investigating the ash cloud over Britain The Arsenal trophy case cleaner is in questioning.
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  WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ICE CREAM FOOTBALL SITE
ASTON VANILLA
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  shower
its half time on a wet and muddy saturday.the gunners hit the showers.arsene wenger walks in to give a pep talk and inspect the dressing room.he walks into the showers and find a huge turd on the floor.enraged he yells at the team."whos shit on the floor?" emile heskey shouts, back "thats me boss but im great in the air"
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  Who Are Ya? II
Coventry City, the only place in football where the PA announcer introduces the crowd to the players.
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