Bobby Moore is wandering around heaven minding his own business when an old man comes up to him and shakes his hand,'Bobby Bobby my hero, 1966 world cup, what a star', agitated Bobby pushes him away, 'Go away,go away, that's all everyone thinks about 1966,noone ever thinks of my career with West Ham. Bobby carries on wandering when an elderly Lady flings her arms around him and starts kissing him, 'Bobby More, 1966 world cup I love you Bobby.' 'No no go away, that's a;ll everyone remembers, I never wanted to be captain, go away'. Pretty soon a young lad comes up to him and slaps him on the back, 'Bobby Moore, my Grandfather was always talking about you, World cup winning Captain', Bobby storms off 'right I've had enough of 1966 and Englands World Cup winning captain, I did play for West Ham and win an F.A. Cup winners medal in 1964, but oh no no one remembers that, it always 1966 this and 1966 that, I know where I,m going.' Pretty soon he stumbles across a group of legendery players, Stanley Matthews, Billy Wright, Emlyn Hughes, George Best and Busbys Babies, he walks up to Duncan Edwards and smacks him straight in the eye, 'What did you do that for Bobby?'.
Bobby replies 'That's for sitting at the back of the plane you bastard!'.
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