Football Jokes

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Dog Food A man sees his neighbour taking his dog for a walk. He turns to his friend and says, "I hope he doesn't feed his dog Winalot". Why? Becaise he's a Celtic supporter and they are always losing. View Full Joke

Why can't cars play football? Because they only have one boot! View Full Joke

Food What is a football player's favourite food? Crisps! View Full Joke

The Ash Cloud The government have been investigating the ash cloud over Britain The Arsenal trophy case cleaner is in questioning. View Full Joke

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ICE CREAM FOOTBALL SITE ASTON VANILLA View Full Joke

shower its half time on a wet and muddy saturday.the gunners hit the showers.arsene wenger walks in to give a pep talk and inspect the dressing room.he walks into the showers and find a huge turd on the floor.enraged he yells at the team."whos shit on the floor?" emile heskey shouts, back "thats me boss but im great in the air" View Full Joke

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