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The Fencing Masters and the Fly

There were once three sabre masters, a French, a Russian, and a Hungarian, and they were all arguing who was the best master.

The argument became rather heated, and without further ado, the F... ›› View Full Joke

My coach and Me

My coach asked me if i had a boyfriend
I said yes
She said ' Whats his name?
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Football Jokes

Listed below is a collection of Funny Football Sports Jokes, Jokes about Football. SportsJokeCafe.com has a large funny joke collection sorted by sport category



Liverpool
2 Guys walk into the Anfield ticket office and ask to buy season ticke ...
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True Story
Peter Crouch was asked what he'd have been if he hadn't become a footb ...
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hahaha
What position did horror film star, the late Vincent Price play on hi ...
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Now thats Dedication!!!
Michael was watching the derby game between Manchester United and Live ...
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Looks like my bike???
If you see a Liverpool fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit ...
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wife or football???
At the end of the day, football means not having to go Shopping with t ...
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Da Mitey Redds
A Liverpool fan lost a £50 bet on a TV football play. He lost anot ...
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No support!!!!
A bad football team is like an old bra - no cups and little support. ...
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Soccer and football players
Soccer players do better academically than football players because so ...
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Favourite Food
What is a Goalkeepers favourite food? Beans-0n-Poast ...
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Why do arsenal fans smell?
Why did god make arsenal fans smell? So blind people could laugh at t ...
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The Seven Dwarves
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow ...
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Essendon Fans
A primary teacher explains to her class that she is a Essendon fan. Sh ...
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The referee
The chief gate-keeper at the City football ground rang through to one ...
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Useless, daft and stupid
A football player has a particularly bad game one day, and he had been ...
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Tatics
I went down to the dugout to pass on some technical information to the ...
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Football Score
After spending all day watching football, Harry fell asleep in front o ...
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Managers
Wrestlers managers get to hit people; football manager just get stress ...
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David Beckham
David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no previ ...
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Eye sight!
Q: What happened to the football player when his eye sight started to ...
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Footballers Boot
Q: Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? A: Because he l ...
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Football Player Test
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked ...
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Football Atadium
Q: What lights up a football stadium? A: A football match! ...
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Pointless Game
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never ...
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Tea Time
Q: What tea do footballers drink? A: Penaltea ...
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Dinner With Football Players
Q: Why are football players never asked for dinner ? A: Because the ...
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