Football Jokes

Listed below is a collection of Funny Football Sports Jokes, Jokes about Football. SportsJokeCafe.com has a large funny joke collection sorted by sport category

Liverpool
2 Guys walk into the Anfield ticket office and ask to buy season ticke ...
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True Story
Peter Crouch was asked what he'd have been if he hadn't become a footb ...
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hahaha
What position did horror film star, the late Vincent Price play on hi ...
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Now thats Dedication!!!
Michael was watching the derby game between Manchester United and Live ...
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Looks like my bike???
If you see a Liverpool fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit ...
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wife or football???
At the end of the day, football means not having to go Shopping with t ...
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Da Mitey Redds
A Liverpool fan lost a £50 bet on a TV football play. He lost anot ...
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No support!!!!
A bad football team is like an old bra - no cups and little support. ...
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Soccer and football players
Soccer players do better academically than football players because so ...
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Favourite Food
What is a Goalkeepers favourite food? Beans-0n-Poast ...
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Why do arsenal fans smell?
Why did god make arsenal fans smell? So blind people could laugh at t ...
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The Seven Dwarves
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow ...
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Essendon Fans
A primary teacher explains to her class that she is a Essendon fan. Sh ...
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The referee
The chief gate-keeper at the City football ground rang through to one ...
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Useless, daft and stupid
A football player has a particularly bad game one day, and he had been ...
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Tatics
I went down to the dugout to pass on some technical information to the ...
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Football Score
After spending all day watching football, Harry fell asleep in front o ...
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Managers
Wrestlers managers get to hit people; football manager just get stress ...
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David Beckham
David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no previ ...
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Eye sight!
Q: What happened to the football player when his eye sight started to ...
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Footballers Boot
Q: Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? A: Because he l ...
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Football Player Test
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked ...
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Football Atadium
Q: What lights up a football stadium? A: A football match! ...
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Pointless Game
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never ...
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Tea Time
Q: What tea do footballers drink? A: Penaltea ...
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Dinner With Football Players
Q: Why are football players never asked for dinner ? A: Because the ...
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