Fishing Jokes

Listed below is a collection of Funny Fishing Sports Jokes, Jokes about Fishing. SportsJokeCafe.com has a large funny joke collection sorted by sport category

Bad weather
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and ...
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Big One
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that ...
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Fish For Dinner
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun a ...
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Mark this spot
Two fishermen rent a boat to go fishing in a local lake. By the end of ...
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Tom, Dick and Harry
Tom, Dick and Harry are out fishing. Suddenly, Tom hooks a huge fish a ...
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There was once a man
There was once a man named Fisher, Who was fishing for fish in a fiss ...
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Give a man a fish
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man how to fish and y ...
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Two kinds of fishermen
There are two kinds of fishermen. Those who fish for sport, and those ...
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Difference between hunter and a fisherman
Q:What is the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A: A hun ...
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Blonde ice-fishing
Q: HOW DID THE BLONDE DIE ICE FISHING? A: She was run over by the zam ...
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl sai ...
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Drunk Ice Fshing
A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes wal ...
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Three blondes fishing
Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles ...
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Man Helping Man?
A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two l ...
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The Fishing Priest
The priest was a fisherman, but he hadn't fished in months. One perfec ...
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Bad Weather Surprise
One man's hobby was fishing. He spent all his weekends near the river ...
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