Fishing Jokes

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Bad weather Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?" And that's how the fight started... View Full Joke

Big One I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!" View Full Joke

Fish For Dinner Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?" "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." "Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange trout." "Why's that?" "Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange trout. That's what she'd like for supper tonight." View Full Joke

Mark this spot Two fishermen rent a boat to go fishing in a local lake. By the end of the day they are delighted to find that they have caught no less then fifty fish. The one fisherman turns to the other and says, "Mark this spot so we know where to come tomorrow!" The second fisherman takes out his penknife and carves a big cross on the side of the boat. "You idiot!" says the first fisherman. "What if we don't get the same boat tomorrow?" View Full Joke

Tom, Dick and Harry Tom, Dick and Harry are out fishing. Suddenly, Tom hooks a huge fish and is pulled right out of the boat and under the water. Dick dives in to rescue his friend and eventually comes back up with Tom in his grasp. As Harry performs mouth to mouth resuscitation on Tom, he wrinkles his nose and comments, "I don't remember Tom having such bad breathe!" Dick looks at Tom and says,"I don't recall Tom wearing a dinner jacket either." View Full Joke

There was once a man There was once a man named Fisher, Who was fishing for fish in a fissure, When a trout, with a grin, Pulled the fisherman in, Now they are fishing the fissure for Fisher! View Full Joke

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