Cycling Jokes

Listed below is a collection of Funny Cycling Sports Jokes, Jokes about Cycling. SportsJokeCafe.com has a large funny joke collection sorted by sport category

Cycle Devil German cycling fan Didi Senft, also known as "El Diablo" joins the cycling race. View Full Funny Sports Photo

Cyclist Fun! A cyclist having some fun! View Full Funny Sports Photo

In Tandem An overzealous traffic officer stopped a vicar out cycling one day. After checking the bicycle thoroughly and finding nothing, he had to let the cleric go. “You will never arrest me,” declared the vicar, “because God is with me wherever I go.” “Well then,” said the cop, “I am ticketing you for carrying a passenger on a single seat vehicle.” View Full Joke

Dog’s and bicycles “I’ve had it with my dog. He’ll chase anyone on a bicycle.” “So what are you going to do, lock him up in the backyard? Sell him?” “No that’s a bit drastic. I think I’ll just confiscate his bike!” View Full Joke

Stolen Bike There was the story of a young Irish vicar riding his bicycle down the path between towns where he would meet an elderly priest from another parish, and they would discuss matters daily, until one day the old priest noticed the vicar walking instead of riding and asked him "What happened to your bicycle?" The vicar explained that the bike was stolen. "Well, then", the old priest said, "Next Sunday, do a sermon about the ten commandments and preach heavily on THOU SHALL NOT STEAL. Then you will surely get your bike back". The vicar agreed and went off. The next week, The two met again and this time the vicar was again riding his bicycle. "See what I meant!" the Old Priest said. "The power of the Word. The Ten Commandments, and Thou Shall not steal!" The vicar responded, "Well, not exactly, Father. I was preaching about the Ten Commandments, and I was all ready to preach heavy on 'Thou Shall Not Steal', but when I got to 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, all of a sudden I remembered where me bike was!" View Full Joke

Going Deaf A tandem rider is stopped by a police car. "What've I done, officer?" asks the rider. "Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ." "Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf! View Full Joke

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