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The benefit of reincarnation. Sid and Fred are discussing Reincarnation. Sid says. "Fred what do you want to be when you come back?" "A giraffe" said Fred. Sid says "Why" Fred says "So I can watch cricket at the oval". Sid says "So do giraffes get in free then?" View Full Joke

out of orbit Chris Gayle smaked another ball into orbit for six said the Sky commentator. the commentator was actually in orbit. Who was is? Answer N.A.S.A. Hussein. View Full Joke

Vicar’s first game. The shy young vicar had been enticed to play on the villages’ cricket team. Although he had never played before, he gave the first ball a resounding whack and sent it out straight into a large hedge. “Run,” yelled his team mate. “Don’t worry,” said the embarrassed minister. “I’ll buy them a new ball!” View Full Joke

Limerick A Sussex fast bowler called Lyall, Took a run-up of a mile. In one Gillette Cup He never turned up, And was last seen just south of the Nile. View Full Joke

Fittness Two men were discussing the importance of fitness in the game of cricket. The fat man said, “When I am at the crease, my body is highly tuned and taut as a bow string. The bowler comes, bowls, and my brain snaps out a command to my body to quickly get behind the line, raise the bat, and execute a perfect stroke!” “Then what happens?” says the second man. “My body says, ‘Who me?’” View Full Joke

Out! The stone-waller had been at the crease for two hours and had scored one run. It finally got too much for the umpire. He raised his finger and said: 'Out'. 'What for?' said the batsman. 'Loitering with intent,' answered the umpire. View Full Joke

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