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Funny Cheerleading Jokes

Listed below is a collection of Funny Cheerleading Sports Jokes, Jokes about Cheerleading. has a large funny joke collection sorted by sport category

  Footballer's wife
During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders. The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, "You are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman? She is no bigger than your hand." "That's right, Coach," replied the lineman. "But, she's much better!"
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  Arkansas Cheerleaders
Q: What do you get when you put 28 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room? A: A full set of teeth.
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Cheerleader in Basketball Hoop
Cheerleader dunked in basketball hoop.
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Blonde Cheerleader
Blonde cheerleader fail.
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  Cheerleaders mother
A Houston newspaper carried a story recently that told of a young girl that was trying out for a position on a cheerleading squad at a Harris County High School. The paper also told of another girl who was really good that the first girl had to beat in order to get the only position on the squad. The mother of the first girl really wanted her daughter to make the squad and decided to go to any length to accomplish this. So she decided to hire a hit man to `rub out' both the other girl AND her mother! The law enforcement officers of Harris County get wind of this, and place one of their officers in as the hit man. The officer meets with the mother and after finding out what she has done, tells her a price for getting the job done. The mother exclaims that she doesn't have that kind of money. But the officer says, well, for today only we will have a 1/2-price special, and the mother agrees (she had to hock a diamond right to pay for the deal). Well, the officer idetifies himself and arrests her for Solicitation of Capital Murder. But the kicker to this story was that during the indictment hearing, it was revealed that there were actually 2 spots open on the cheerleading squad.
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  Cheerleading a sport?
Sure, it may be tiring and exhausting, but that doesnt make that a sport. If jumping and screaming is a sport then they need to add moshing to the olympics.
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