Cheerleading Jokes

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Cheerleaders mother A Houston newspaper carried a story recently that told of a young girl that was trying out for a position on a cheerleading squad at a Harris County High School. The paper also told of another girl who was really good that the first girl had to beat in order to get the only position on the squad. The mother of the first girl really wanted her daughter to make the squad and decided to go to any length to accomplish this. So she decided to hire a hit man to `rub out' both the other girl AND her mother! The law enforcement officers of Harris County get wind of this, and place one of their officers in as the hit man. The officer meets with the mother and after finding out what she has done, tells her a price for getting the job done. The mother exclaims that she doesn't have that kind of money. But the officer says, well, for today only we will have a 1/2-price special, and the mother agrees (she had to hock a diamond right to pay for the deal). Well, the officer idetifies himself and arrests her for Solicitation of Capital Murder. But the kicker to this story was that during the indictment hearing, it was revealed that there were actually 2 spots open on the cheerleading squad. View Full Joke

Cheerleading a sport? Sure, it may be tiring and exhausting, but that doesnt make that a sport. If jumping and screaming is a sport then they need to add moshing to the olympics. View Full Joke

Cheerleading is it a cult? Think about it: They all where the EXACT same outfit They all scream creepy chants at the same time (which you think would be very distracting to the football players ) They all follow one leader They all look the exact same ...cult. View Full Joke

Harlem High School Cheerleading Chant Watermelon!! BBQ!! Cadillac Car!! We aren't as dumb as you think we is! View Full Joke

A lot of guys will not become a cheerleader for fear that they will be called gay. This I don't understand beacause there are many things that would not make them look gay. Here is a list of reason why any straight guy will join the cheerleading team. 1.Your surrounded by 15-25 girls everyday. 2.If your flyer (which is usually a girl) falls theres no telling were your hands catch her. 3. Many stunts (if u are a back spotter)require placing your hands on the flyers ass to push her up into the air. 4. A chair reqires you to put your hands between the girls legs. 5. There is no laying on other boy (like in wrestling). 6. Girls can't get mad at you for catching them in a bad spot if they fall out of a stunt. 7. At cheerleading camp you have to sleep there and you sleep in the same bunk as 15-25 girls. there might not be enough beds so you might have to share with someone. View Full Joke

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