Canoe-Kayak Racing Jokes

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Kayak Fail Two guys about to go under water on their Kayak. View Full Funny Sports Photo

Keeping an eye. "I thought I told you to keep an eye on your cousin," the mother impatiently barked. "Where is he?" "Well," her son replied thoughtfully, "if he knows as much about canoeing as he thinks he does, he's out canoeing. If he knows as little as I think he does, he's out swimming." View Full Joke

Eskimos Hunting Two eskimos were paddling their canoe between the ice floes while hunting for food. It was perishingly cold so the one in the back of the canoe made a small fire to keep them warm. Unfortunately it quickly burnt through the bottom of the canoe and it sank. Luckily they managed to swim back to land. One said to the other "well that shows you can't have your kayak and heat it". View Full Joke

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