Boxing Jokes

Listed below is a collection of Funny Boxing Sports Jokes, Jokes about Boxing. SportsJokeCafe.com has a large funny joke collection sorted by sport category

Crown The Loser It’s good to be the king. View Full Funny Sports Photo

Boxers Haircut What does a boxer ask for at the hairdressers? An UpperCut View Full Joke

Tombstone Written on a professional boxers tombstone: "You can stop counting. I'm not getting up!" View Full Joke

At the corner A fighter was taking a beating. When the bell rang, he staggered to his corner. Dousing him with a bucket of water, his manager suggested, "Let him hit you with the left for a changed. Your face is crooked!" View Full Joke

The awful truth. "Just think about it," said the boxer to his manager. "Tonight I'll be fighting in on television before millions of people." "Yes," replied his weary manager, "and they'll all know the results of the fight at least ten seconds before you do!" View Full Joke

Colds Q:What is the difference between a boxer and a man with a cold? A: One knows his blows and the other blows his nose! View Full Joke

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