Boat Racing Jokes

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The boat race The Marketing Departments of two rival American and Japanese companies decided to hold a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels until both teams felt they were ready to demonstrate their prowess. The big day arrived, and the Japanese won by a mile. The American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found, so they hired a consultant to investigate the problem and recommend corrective action. The consultant's finding: The Japanese team had eight people rowing and one person steering; the American team had one person rowing and eight people steering. After a year of additional study and millions spent analyzing the problem, the consultant firm concluded that too many people were steering and not enough people were rowing on the American team. So as race day neared again the following year, the American team's management structure was completely reorganized. The new structure: four steering managers, three area steering managers, and a new performance review system for the person rowing the boat to provide work incentive. Again the big day dawned, the race began, and the Japanese team won by TWO miles. Humiliated, the American corporation laid off the rower for poor performance and gave the managers a bonus for discovering the problem. View Full Joke

Yacht Club Feud Every Yacht Club event ended the same way, with the Doctor, the Lawyer, and the Engineer in heated argument. This Friday, they were arguing over which had the smarter dog, and having had enough of the ongoing feud, the Commodore stepped in. “Next Friday, you'll all three bring your dogs here, and we'll put them to the test.” Friday came, and a space on the floor was cleared for the competition. First to go was the Doctor's dog. A bag of bones was dumped in front of the dog, the whistle blew, the Doctor gave his command, and the dog went to work. Within a few minutes, the Doctor's dog had reassembled the entire skeleton. The crowd cheered! Next came the Engineer's dog. The bag of bones dumped, the whistle blew, and within a few minutes the dog had assembled the bones into a scale replica of the Golden Gate bridge. The crowd was stunned. Surely this was the smartest dog in the world! Finally came the Lawyer's dog. When the whistle was blown, the dog jumped up, ate all of the bones, screwed the other two dogs, crapped all over the place, and then sent everyone a bill. View Full Joke

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