Billiards Jokes

Listed below is a collection of Funny Billiards Sports Jokes, Jokes about Billiards. SportsJokeCafe.com has a large funny joke collection sorted by sport category

Why did the snooker player go to the bathroom So he could pot the brown View Full Joke

Billard Palyers Shot What is the Billard player's favourite nature shot? The Plant View Full Joke

How do you make a snooker table laugh? Q. How do you make a snooker table laugh? A. Tickle its balls View Full Joke

Doctor Doctor! Doctor!! I think I'm turning into a snooker ball. Get to the back of the queue! View Full Joke

Snooker in Heaven Marco and Garret has been playing pool together since they were ten. They always said if one of them died, that one would come back and tell the other if heaven has a snooker league. After about 30 or 40 years Marco was shooting snooker and ... died. Once that happened Garret wanted to know if he was going to come back and let him know. Well, he came back about a week later and said "Hay, man, you won't believe it is great", Garret said. "So they do?". "Well, I have some good news and some bad news", said Marco. "What's the good news?" And then Marco replied "The good news is that they have a great league team!!! And the bad news is that we have league tomorrow and you're up first..." View Full Joke

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