Basketball Jokes

Listed below is a collection of Funny Basketball Sports Jokes, Jokes about Basketball. SportsJokeCafe.com has a large funny joke collection sorted by sport category

Basketball Fail Funny photo of a basketball fail. View Full Funny Sports Photo

two friends Two friends were in the championships of basketball they had their big chance to win, it was 30 secs to go and they started arguing. " You have been acting really weird with me lately whats been going on. he said" well nothings going on i have been trying to practise for this exact moment" " so thats why you have bn dodging me lately ?? LOL View Full Joke

Toilet How did the basketballer go to the toilet? With a slam dump View Full Joke

Basketball Court Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A: Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls View Full Joke

Quote - Chuck Nevitt Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining his nervousness to his coach: "My sisters' expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or aunt!" View Full Joke

Class The psychology teacher had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of their lungs one minute, then sits in a corner weeping uncontrollably the next?" A young man in the rear raises his hand and answers, "A basketball coach." View Full Joke

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