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Man Made Objects

What three man made objects can be seen from outer space? HE replies The freat wall of china, The pyramid and the gap in the australian back line

Eskimo’s Snowmobile

Once there was an Eskimo who had a snowmobile. He LOVED his snowmobile and rode it everywhere he went. One day his snowmobile wouldn’t start. He took it to the snowmobile repair shop and told the re... ›› View Full Joke

Basketball Jokes

Listed below is a collection of Funny Basketball Sports Jokes, Jokes about Basketball. SportsJokeCafe.com has a large funny joke collection sorted by sport category


Basketball Fail
Funny photo of a basketball fail.
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  two friends
Two friends were in the championships of basketball they had their big chance to win, it was 30 secs to go and they started arguing. " You have been acting really weird with me lately whats been going on. he said" well nothings going on i have been trying to practise for this exact moment" " so thats why you have bn dodging me lately ?? LOL
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  Toilet
How did the basketballer go to the toilet? With a slam dump
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  Basketball Court
Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A: Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls
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  Quote - Chuck Nevitt
Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining his nervousness to his coach: "My sisters' expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or aunt!"
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  Class
The psychology teacher had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of their lungs one minute, then sits in a corner weeping uncontrollably the next?" A young man in the rear raises his hand and answers, "A basketball coach."
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