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Baseball Fail Baseball to the face. View Full Funny Sports Photo

A Chicago man in hell A Chicago man dies and goes to hell. When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says "sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here." The man says, "No problem. I'm from Chicago." So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100, and the humidity up to 80. He then goes back to the Chicago man to see how he's doing. To the devil's surprise, the man is doing just fine. "No problem...just like Chicago in June," the man says. So the devil goes back over to the thermostat, and turns the temperature up to 150, and the humidity up to 90. He then goes back over to see how the Chicago man is doing. The man is sweating a little, but overall looks comfortable. "No problem. Just like Chicago in July," the man says. So now the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 200, and the humidity up to 100. When he goes back to see how the man is doing, the man is sweating profusely, and has taken his shirt off. Otherwise, he seems OK. He says, "no problem. Just like Chicago in August." Now the devil is really perplexed. So he goes back to the thermostat, and turns the temperature down to MINUS 150 DEGREES. Immediately, all the humidity in the air freezes up, and the whole place (meaning Hell) becomes a frigid, barren, frozen, deathly cold wasteland. When he goes back now to see how the Chicago man is doing, he is shocked to discover the man is jumping up and down, and cheering in obvious delight. The devil immediately asks the man what's going on. To which the Chicago man replies..... "THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!" "THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!" View Full Joke

The Greatest! A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through his back yard carrying a baseball bat and ball and shouting, “I’m the greatest hitter in the world!” Then he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed. “Strike one!” he cried. Undaunted, he picked up the ball and repeated, I’m the greatest hitter in the world!” When it came down, he sung again and missed. The boy paused a moment, examined the ball, spat on his hands, adjusted his cap, and repeated, “I’m the greatest hitter in the world!” Again he tossed the ball into the air and swung at it. He missed. “Strike three!” “Wow!” he exclaimed. “I’m the greatest pitcher in the world!” View Full Joke

Little League No wonder kids are so confused these days. I saw a Little Leaguer being told by his coach, “Hold at third,” and his mother yelling, “Johnny, you come home this instant!” View Full Joke

Chew on this Jake: Our town’s baseball team is the worst! Jock: How bad is it? Jake: It’s so bad that the kids throw away the baseball cards and collect the bubble gum. View Full Joke

Good manners "Look, Billy," the coach said,"you know the principles of good sportsmanship. You know the Little League doesn't allow temper tantrums, shouting at the umpire, or abusive language." "Yes sir, I understand." "Good, Billy. Now would you please explain that to your mother?!" View Full Joke

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