Badminton Jokes

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Loud Players Why are badminton players so loud? Because they are always making a RACKET View Full Joke

Naughty dog My dog 'Minton' keeps chewing my shuttlecocks Bad Minton View Full Joke

Badminton players at a bar Two badminton players were standing at a bar, one said to the other : "You know, tennis players are such arseholes!" A man walked up to them and with a mad look on his face said : "I find that statement offensive!" One of the baminton players replied : "Oh, you must be a tennis player." "No" the man said : "I'm an arsehole!" View Full Joke

Badminton v Tennis The restaraunt in the sports centre is just about to shut. The badminton player gets his post match sandwich and takes a seat opposite a tennis player. They soon strike up a conversation about their sports. As is usual with these conversations, the tennis player begins winding the badminton player up and says: "Tennis is difficult and demanding. Your sport is a backyard sport. It's easy, people play it for fun. It's nothing like tennis.". The badminton player thinks about this and responds "No its very much like tennis. I''ll show you what I mean". The badminton player gets up, walks over to the tennis player and hugs him. The tennis player smiles and asks "what did you do that for?" The badminton player smiles. "See, that's "love all", we have love all in badminton too!" "Ok, that's very nice, but it's still a backyard sport, so it's not like tennis" The badminton player responds "Ok, you're not getting this. Look see that sign there, the restaraunt is now shut." "Huh? What's the restaurant being shut got to do with anything?" "That means the service is over, we have service over in badminton too!" The tennis player chuckles "you have "love all" and "service over" but you're still a backyard sport. So you're not like tennis at all. " The badminton player stands up. "Tell you what, I'll prove it to you, swap places with me." The tennis player sighs and gets up, and takes the badminton players seat. The badminton player sits down and says "see what I mean?" The tennis player shakes his head "no I don't" "We just changed ends. We have to change ends in badminton too!" The tennis player, now irritated with the conversation begins an attack on the badminton player. "Look, forget about "love all", "service over" and "change ends", badminton is a backyard sport, it's an easy game, people don't have to be fit, you can play outdoors. Tennis is a difficult proffessional sport. Badminton is nothing like tennis ok." "Maybe it is then". The badminton player promptly gets up, walks over and kicks the tennis player between the legs. The tennis player yelps in pain and rolls off the seat holding his crutch in agony. Rolling around he looks up at the badminton player and groans "arrrghh.. what did you do that for??" The badminton player smiles sweetly and says, "Actually, you're right, badminton isn't like tennis. I just proved it" and starts walking off. The tennis player still rolling on the floor groans and shouts after him "what??". The badminton player gets to the door, turns round and shouts. "We don't need new balls in badminton!" View Full Joke

Country Inn A badminton player, a squash player and a tennis player decided to stay at a country inn, but when they arrived there, the innkeeper told them he only had 2 beds free, one of them would have to sleep in the barn. "That's OK", said the badminton payer, "I`ll sleep in the barn." So off he went. A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door. The innkeeper opened the door to see the badminton player who explained that he was unable to sleep in the barn as there was a pig in there, and he could not sleep with a pig. "That's OK," said the squash player., "I`ll sleep there." So off he went. A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door. The innkeeper opened the door to see the squash player there, who explained that he was unable to sleep in the barn as there was a cow in there, and he could not sleep with a cow. "That's OK," said the tennis player, "I`ll sleep there." So off he went. A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door. The innkeeper opened the door to see a cow and a pig stood there..... View Full Joke

Badminton player and tennis player accident! A badminton player and a tennis player get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are heavily damaged, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the badminton player spots the other's tennis gear and says, "So you're a tennis player, that's interesting. I'm a badminton player ... Gosh! Just look at our cars, there's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The tennis player replied: "I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!" The badminton player continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this and celebrate our good fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the tennis player. The tennis layer nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big gulps from the bottle, then hands it back to the badminton player. The badminton player takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the tennis player. The tennis player asks, "Aren't you having any?" The badminton player replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police to turn up and sort this out ..." View Full Joke

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