Auto Racing Jokes

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TOP 10: LAWS OF AUTO RACING 10) The number of times you get hit in a pileup is directly proportional to the number of times you said "I think it will go ok today". 9) You only get the lead when you need fuel. 8) If a tire can go on the wrong side, it will. 7) A part will never break during a test session, only during a race. 6) The driver behind you is always the one you punted last week. 5) The part you left at the shop is the one you need. 4) The number of laps remaining is always one more than the amount of fuel left in the car. 3) Your good car will get wrecked, your bad car will finish the race, two laps down. 2) The concrete wall is harder at the tracks you wreck at. 1) A 10-car pileup will never happen *behind* you! View Full Joke

Dale Earnhardt A man walks into a bar with his dog. A Winston Cup race is on a TV. He sits down and asks how Dale Earnhardt is doing. The bartender says "Earnhardts is in 25th". The dog jumps up, and runs around the barstool 25 times. A couple of laps later, the bartender says "Earnhardt is up to 10th". The dog jumps up again and runs around the barstool 10 times. A few laps later, the bartender says "Earnhardt is up to 3rd", after which the dog again jumps up and runs around the barstool 3 times The bartender says "WOW!! That dog is amazing!! What does he do if Earnhardt wins?" "I don't know", says the man, "I've only had him for 2 years!" View Full Joke

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