American Football Jokes

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Why can't cars play American football? Because they only have one boot!! View Full Joke

hi why does a football and surfung man not get along, because the surfer goes to long View Full Joke

Drunk Cheerleader Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super Bowl and how hard it was to get any sleep the night before the big game. "I was awakened at one, two and four in the morning by a drunk cheerleader banging on the door and screaming," he recalled. "That's terrible," said Williams. "How'd you ever get any sleep?" "At five o'clock I finally unlocked the door and let her out," replied Irvin. View Full Joke

Chicago Bears Q: Why is Chicago called the Windy City? A: Because the Bears blow! View Full Joke

Dog Ball During a kids' baseball game, a spectator was surprised to see a dog walk out to the pitcher's mound, wind up, and strike out the other teams batsmen. Later, he scored two home runs. "Thats incredible," the spectator exclaimed to the man sitting next to him. "Yes," replied the man, "but he's a terrible disappointment to his parents. They wanted him to play football!" View Full Joke

A blonde's first football game A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' View Full Joke

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