Cricket Jokes For Kids

Listed below is a collection of funny Cricket sports jokes for kids and children of all ages. For a good laugh read some of our hilarious sport jokes now and send them to your friends.

Cricket Essay The teacher had asked the class to write an essay on cricket. With only a few minutes left, one boy had written nothing. Suddenly, he looked up at the clock, grabbed his pen and scribbled something on the paper. The teacher read out his essay: "No play today. Rain." View Full Joke

Bad Batter The batsman had been out off the third ball and was back in the pavilion taking an early lunch of fish and chips. 'I don't think much of this batter' he complained. 'You should talk,' replied the waitress. View Full Joke

Cricket Player Jump Photo of a cricket player jumping. View Full Funny Sports Photo

The benefit of reincarnation. Sid and Fred are discussing Reincarnation. Sid says. "Fred what do you want to be when you come back?" "A giraffe" said Fred. Sid says "Why" Fred says "So I can watch cricket at the oval". Sid says "So do giraffes get in free then?" View Full Joke

out of orbit Chris Gayle smaked another ball into orbit for six said the Sky commentator. the commentator was actually in orbit. Who was is? Answer N.A.S.A. Hussein. View Full Joke

Vicar’s first game. The shy young vicar had been enticed to play on the villages’ cricket team. Although he had never played before, he gave the first ball a resounding whack and sent it out straight into a large hedge. “Run,” yelled his team mate. “Don’t worry,” said the embarrassed minister. “I’ll buy them a new ball!” View Full Joke

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