Clean American Football Jokes

Listed below is a collection of clean american football sports jokes. For a good laugh read some of our clean american football sport jokes now and send them to your friends.

A Bears fan was driving when he spotted a Colts fan walking along the road. A Bears fan was driving when he spotted a Colts fan walking along the road. For fun, he swerved near him, veering away just in time. Though he was certain he had missed the guy, he heard a loud THUD. The Bears fan glanced in his mirrors but didn't see anything. "What was that?" he asked friend in the back seat. "I thought I missed that Colts fan." "You did" replied his friend, "But I got him with the door." View Funny American Football Sports Joke

Wrong Position I don't know how they ended up in that position. View Funny American Football Sports Photo

Footballer's wife During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders. The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, "You are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman? She is no bigger than your hand." "That's right, Coach," replied the lineman. "But, she's much better!" View Funny American Football Sports Joke

Football player drink What beverage do football players drink? Penal-tea! View Funny American Football Sports Joke

American Football lightbulb How many American Football players does it take to change a light bulb? The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it! View Funny American Football Sports Joke

Amazing dog One Sunday afternoon, a guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender said, "Sorry, pal. No pets allowed." The man replied, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see." The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turned on the game. The guy said, "Watch. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips." The Jets keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping. "Wow! That's one hell of a dog you got there. What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?" asked the bartender. The man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him for seven years." View Funny American Football Sports Joke

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