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Top 10 Reasons You know you are a Triathlete:
1. You spend your 2 weeks annual vacation at a training camp.
2. You are up everyday by 5:00 am, but never in work before 9:30 am!
3. You think an Ironman is easier then a Marathon because you don't have to start by running fast.
4. Nobody believes you when you say 'Never again'.
5. During the vacations, when everybody else is partying, you go to sleep at 10:00pm because you're going for a long ride the next day.
6. Your kids grab water bottles and energy bars when you suggest a family stroll.
7. You get done with a hard workout and drink a recovery drink while on the toilet and in the shower.
8. Your idea of a great b-day is to run your age in miles with a couple of friends.
9. You think it's natural to do your 'business' behind a tree in the woods.
10. You co-workers don't ask you if you're going to train this weekend, but how long and how far.
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