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Do you still want to tell that blonde joke?

After hours of drunking heavily, Bob is sitting in a bar when, through his bloodshot eyes, he notices a figure sitting next to him. Feeling very jovial, the bloke turns to the blurry figure and says: "Do you want to hear a blonde joke?"
The figure next to him snorts. "Listen, matt," comes a female voice, "I weigh 175lbs and am the British women's kick-boxing champion. I am alos blonde. My blonde friend next to me weighs 190lbs and is the Women's European arm-wrestling champion.
Finally, my other friend at the end of the bar weighs 235lbs and is the Women's Worldpower-lifting champion. She, too, is a natural blonde. Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
The guy pondered this for a while.....
"Hmmm," he replied finally, "Not if I have to explain it three times."

Added By: wimduc Date added: 18/08/2009

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